A Selection of Anthems to Getting Irresponsibly Wasted

George Thorogood — “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer”

This is pretty self-explanatory, no? In fairness, it’s not exactly a happy song — it involves the protagonist getting shitfaced because his girl has left him — but it does make a pretty great drinking song.

Relevant lyric: “One bourbon, one scotch and one beer/ Hey mister bartender, come here!”