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Flavorwire’s Official ‘Game of Thrones’ Season Four Drinking Game

Winter is coming in spring with the premiere of the fourth season of Game of Thrones tonight on HBO. “All men must die,” is the tagline for the new installment, which we hope translates to dragons effing things up for everyone. There’s a wedding to prepare for, a war to fight, new (and shady) characters to meet, and a whole lot of backstabbing going around. It’s business as usual on Westeros, and you’re going to need a nip of something to keep the bloody good times going. If you haven’t Thrones’d it yet, beware of spoilers. The rest of you head past the break with drinks in hand. Valar morghulis!

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Take a drink whenever…

“Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!”

dragons appear, because there can never be enough mother-lovin’ dragons.

lusty “Red Viper,” Prince Oberyn Martell (Pedro Pascal), seduces someone. The new character is ready to charm the pants off the people of Westeros, but is filled with a seething hatred for the Lannisters. Celebrate with an extra drink if the writers make Red Viper an equal opportunity playa. (The book version of the character suggests he’s had plenty of sexytimes with women and men.)

Jon Snow (Kit Harington) gives emo face. Take another drink if he does that thing with his tongue, again.

White Walkers appear. We know they’re preparing for battle and readying to head toward The Wall.

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