Steven Spielberg to Make ‘Halo’ TV Show: Links You need to See

In case you were wondering, artistry is dead. Just kidding. Sort of. Enjoy today’s links!

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The ideal of the noble and impoverished artist is out, whether the artists can afford another option or not. [NPR]

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In a not-at-all-shocking display of opportunism, Steven Spielberg is producing a Halo show scheduled to premiere when the next Halo video game comes out. [Rolling Stone]

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America Ferrara was sexually harassed on the red carpet in the most bizarre way possible. [Crushable]

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Also, we’re still trying to make sense of Eurovision. The main questions we have are, “Why?” and “Wait, what?” [Go Fug Yourself]