Legolas and The Biebz Walk Into A Bar: Links You Need to See

Small talk used to be an art, so let’s keep it that way! Here are a few ways you can leverage pop culture so that you’ll seem witty (maybe…probably not) and “in the know.”

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Step 1: Don’t talk about Pilates. It’s gauche. [The Cut]

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Step 2: Talk about that new Olivia Wilde movie. She’s classy and was once a real countess. [Refinery29]

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Step 3: Make a joke about Legolas’ final battle actually being with a dwarf. [Gawker]

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Step 4: Reference Dante’s Il Canto when talking about your yuppie and repetitive life. [Time]

God speed!