The Middle Finger Rises and McDonald’s Continues to Fall: Links You Need to See

Now that the U.S. Treasury Department has issued licenses to two companies that plan to start a Havana-Miami ferry route, the time is more ripe than ever to read handy lists like how not to be a douchebag to Cuban-Americans (and by extension, Cubans living in Cuba). Just know before you go. And, if you’re thinking, “Nah, I don’t have a passport. I’m not going anywhere,” there’s also a handy list of how to be a human right at home

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Life has become a little weird recently, with smartphones and whatnot taking over where smartpeople left off. Cartoonists apparently have been warning us via pen and paper, but we’ve missed the signs because—if it’s not on a screen—we’re just not looking at it. What we are looking for are ways to digitally express our displeasure, like flipping the bird via emoji. Microsoft has read our minds and created just that, in a move that will likely need some explaining around the world before it ultimately becomes a universal standard, much like McDonald’s — which just saw its sixth straight quarter of declining sales in the U.S. (but is doing a bang-up job in Australia!). Apart from  expression of distaste via smartphone, we’re also looking for that great combination of human-like customer service — but via an online chat box. And you can’t really top Amazon (even if this chat turns out to be a marketing ploy).

a6281047-58-dr-evil-laserSo, where do we stand today? A Bronx man is facing years in prison after shining lasers at airplanes flying near his apartment; The Price Is Right offered a treadmill prize to a woman in a wheelchair; and the police in Gloucester, Massachusetts will no longer arrest opioid users who come to them seeking help. Wait, wait. That last one was a good one. Three cheers for humanity! I, for one, am going to go celebrate by taking myself to dinner, and the studies seem to be on my side about that not being at all sad.