Our friends at Babelgum are celebrating Turkey Day early this year with a hilarious clip that explains how the pilgrims celebrated the first Thanksgiving. These pint-sized history buffs don’t sugarcoat things: smallpox-covered blankets, whiskey, and the keys to a rusted out 25-year-old pick-up truck all make guest appearances in their true-to-life reenactment.

Our favorite line? “You can either die out or open a casino.” Oy.