“Classroom Cold Open”
President-elect Donald Trump can’t put down the Twitters.
“Emma Stone High School Monologue”
Revisiting SNL is just like being in high school, except you get Bobby Moynihan in a letter jacket instead of Emilio Estevez (but we’re kind of ok with that).
“The Christmas Candle”
Women with big hair sing about the magic of regifting.
Random favorite part of this sketch: Emma Stone’s ditzy poster pinup claps her hotdog to give applause.
Extremely satisfying bits: Leslie Jones dropping Maya Angelou’s name and calling Colin Jost a cracker.
Actress of a certain age Debette Goldry has a lot to say about women in film.
“Wells for Boys”
Toys for young boys Trying to Figure Some Shit Out.
“High School Theatre Show”
At least we’re getting more snarky audience banter.
“The Hunt for Hill”
White people with Facebook accounts hunt for Hillary Clinton like a Sasquatch.
Pervy Santa songs.
Mary looks tired.
Musical Guest: Shawn Mendes