Today at Flavorpill, we met Scorpio, a really sad bootlegger. We were excited to see that Stylus is back with a whip-smart decade-in-review site. We bought some limited-edition art from The RZA (meanwhile, have you ever noticed his similarities with Judd Apatow?) We bemoaned the Mona Lisa’s high cholesterol levels. We were glad not to be roustabouts — it’s allegedly the worst job you can have this year. We were disillusioned by how not fabulous The Sartorialist is. We surprised by how good Dakota Fanning looks on the cover of the new V. We wanted to own a piece of lower management. And finally, we wondered how cartoon Jesus feels about being voiced by Lil Wayne. Thoughts?