“White House Christmas Cold Open”
Donald has his very own Dickensian Christmas moment (we wish).
“Saoirse Ronan Monologue”
No one can pronounce Saoirse’s goddamn name.
“Why do you make us do this?”
“Have the boy cleaned and taken to my lodge.” Thank you, Kenan Thompson. John McEnroe shows up for extra bad boy tennis-y vibes.
Kmart, Walmart . . . it’s all the same — and holiday shopping is an actual nightmare.
“Welcome to Hell”
No comment necessary.
“Russian pee tape” and “tax bill” are the cringiest sequence of words.
A depressed co-worker finds new life thanks to the office ghost. Yep, definitely sounds like an ’80s movie, so that’s something. Oh, and Greta Gerwig.
The Irish airline delays flights for dogs with sad eyes.
“Late for Class”
The new kid is a real asshole.
“American Girl Store”
SNL‘s dumb definition of humor: a man plays with dolls, and wowee that’s funny. The funny part of this news sketch, however, is the distracted newscasters who fixate on the wrong thing.
Musical Guest: U2