The Most Insane Christmas Songs of All Time

Some holiday playlist spice from Run the Jewels, DMX, "Weird Al," and more.

Eazy E: “Merry Muthaphuckkin’ Xmas”

Eazy’s 1992 EP, his first release following the break-up of N.W.A., is best remembered for this novelty single, which may be the only project in his entire career in which Dolemite was the most tasteful and restrained participant. Still, “Oh Eazy-E / Oh Eazy-E” does slide into “O Christmas tree” pretty snugly, and “a merry motherfuckin’ Christmas / and have a fucked-up New Year” is a good chant to have in the back of your head when encountering terrible relatives this season.