“Morning Joe Michael Wolff Cold Open”
Review of Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House by Michael Wolff: ¯\_(ツ)_/ Plus, some special guests.
“Sam Rockwell Monologue”
You know, Sam Rockwell — not the main guy, but that other guy (who we happen to be a big fan of).
In case you want to quit smoking and have an existential crisis, use Chantix.
“Marcus Comes to Dinner”
Dads love gay porn, too.
“My Drunk Boyfriend”
“He’s a problem, but he’s your problem.” (And suddenly I’m so glad my boyfriend doesn’t like the taste of booze.)
“I respect that bitch’s choice.”
BRB, joining the Tucci Gang.
Oprah vs. Bread for the next presidential election.
An ATM standoff . . . and racism and prostitution?
“We made a dog-head guy!” OK THEN.
Mr. Science is raging.
Musical Guest: Halsey