1. Jesus (or more specifically “The Last Supper“) is why you’re fat. Or at least that’s what a new study suggests. [via Pat’s Papers] 2. So what do you think of “Between the Lines,” the first single off of the first Stone Temple Pilots album in over a decade? (It’s due out May 25.) [via Stereogum] 3. Diablo Cody is busy at work on a “pretty serious and fucked up” new movie about a woman who is stalking her high school sweetheart. [via The Playlist] 4. The second album from the Dead Weather, Jack White and Alison Mosshart‘s side project, will be named Sea of Cowards and is rumored to be dropping on May 7 on Third Man. [via P4K] 5. Wes Craven will begin shooting Scream 4 this spring with Neve Campbell, David Arquette and Courteney Cox Arquette. Because they’re all really old now, they’ll be joined by a younger cast of unknowns. [via Slashfilm]
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