Warped Tour’s Funniest Band Names

As your skateboarding little brother already knows, the Vans Warped Tour is gearing up for another summer of pop-punk and extreme sports. We won’t knock it because it was pretty much the hottest ticket when were in high school, too, and we would have done anything to attend. But that doesn’t mean we aren’t endlessly amused by the names of the emo bands the kids are listening to these days. Gawk in disbelief at some of our favorites, handily organized by category, after the jump.

Pseudo-intellectual
Artist Vs Poet
Gardening Not Architecture
Of Mice and Men
Automatic Loveletter

Vice-related
Natural High
Riverboat Gamblers

Seasonal
Beachers Madhouse
The Rocket Summer
The Summer Set
New Years Day
This Time Next Year!

Respiratory
Breathe Carolina
Breathe Electric

Animal
Polar Bear Club
iwrestledabearonce
Monkey
Speakeasy Tiger
Dirty Little Rabbits
Cobra Skulls

Imperative Sentences
Bring Me The Horizon
Call The Cops
NeverShoutNever
Pierce The Veil
Attack Attack
Fight Fair
Set Phasers to Stun
Tip the Van

Declarative Sentences
I Can Make A Mess Like Nobodys Business
We Are The In Crowd
His Name Was Iron

Deeply Unsettling
Motionless in White

Too Soon
Columbyne

Rebel Without a Cause
Middle Finger Salute
Tomorrows Bad Seeds
The Pretty Reckless
The Impalers

Religious?
In Faith and Fear
The World Alive
Whitechapel

Self-actualizing
Closure in Moscow
Set Your Goals

Self-loathing
Suicide Silence
Left Alone
Terrible Things

Self-aware
Fake Problems