Today at Flavorpill, we watched food fight itself and cats listen to Devo. We met the girls of eBay. We weren’t sure why anyone would want to put their face on a condom wrapper. We had a super rare Bigfoot sighting. We found Marlene Dietrech’s personalized letterhead absolutely stunning. We kind of wished that minotaurs were the new vampires. We listened to Lissie cover Kid Cudi’s “Pursuit of Happiness.” We found out how Lost executive producer Damon Lindelof would clean up the BP oil spill. We judged James Murphy by his iTunes playlist. We were scared by all 10 different versions of evil Pac-Man. We wondered what kind of depraved thieves would steal a 5-foot-4 ballerina’s slippers. And finally, we decided that tentacled characters are the best characters. Especially Dr. Zoidberg.