Music

4D: One Direction Members Will Take a Break to Go Solo

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Hypnotized tweens may soon find themselves directionless when One Direction’s powerful spell lifts: the band is reportedly going on hiatus. The Zaynless fab four (Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Niall Horan) will allegedly be parting ways, at least temporarily, in order to focus on solo work; in the band’s five-year history, this is the first such occurrence. So, worry.  
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Yes, “The Best-Ever Bitcoin Cannabis Drone Entrepreneurs in San Francisco” Is a Mountain Goats Parody — and It’s Glorious

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If tech founders are the new rock stars — though let’s really, really hope they aren’t — then perhaps stoner kids who dream of starting a company that delivers weed via drones are the new teen-outcast metal bands. That is, at least, the conceit of an utterly wonderful parody of The Mountain Goats classic “The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton.”
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