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Happy Monday! Everyone’s favorite Celebrity Apprentice alum has unleashed 137 seconds of his feelings on J.R.R. Tolkien on the world, concluding, “Hobbits are special.” According to Busey, Frodo and company “travel in packs of four,” although he’s not sure what their “male and female apparatus” looks like. The grassy, bucolic background provides a nice contrast with the totally bonkers speech, which concludes with a call for reincarnated hobbits to reach out to Busey. [via io9]