Congratulations, Naomi Watts! You’ve landed your first starring role in a biopic! Yes, the lovely actress is playing the lovely Diana, Princess of Wales in a film called — you guessed it — Diana. Now, I know you’re hoping for some juicy Buckingham Palace drama, but Diana takes place after the princess’s divorce from Prince Charles, so we’re not likely to get any dramatic moments with the Queen (I suppose Helen Mirren is almost tired of playing her at this point anyway). We will, however, get some scenes of Diana in a minefield, Diana touching orphans, Diana falling in love with rich Londoners of Middle Eastern descent, and Diana running from those dastardly photographers.
Written by Tyler Coates