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It seems kind of unfair to pit a (literally) ancient white dude against Snoop, er, Lion in a rap battle, but the old man does get in his fair share of digs: “I represent cheer/ You represent sandals and a scraggly beard.” Don’t worry about Moses, though — he calls out Santa Claus for using slave labor and invents the word “commandizzle.” If this is the most wonderful thing we see today, we won’t be disappointed. [via Vulture]