The ‘Portlandia’ Sketch About Men Who Make Furniture Has Everything But Nick Offerman

Everyone — and by “everyone,” we mean all hip urbanites between the ages of 25 and 40 — is an artisan now. And the most masculine of all artisanal hobbies is making your own furniture. But, as the above clip from the upcoming episode of Portlandia reminds us, not every self-proclaimed woodworker is as competent as he’d have you believe. What would Nick Offerman say if he could get his hands on this fraud, eh?