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A site called Endless Origami has combined the Internet’s endless appetite for hipster bashing with its endless patience for subpar Coachella flyer parodies to create The Coachella Hipster Cred Calculator. Using the old chestnut that the more obscure an artist is, the more hipsters will like him or her, they’ve assigned “hipster cred” point values to each act, awarding those whose names are printed in the smallest font with the highest numbers. Which leaves us with the revelation that Moby is cooler than Lou Reed, and Infected Mushroom has a bigger hipster following than Grizzly Bear. We did not know that, but thanks for the update! [via Laughing Squid]