Would You Like to Hear Black Sabbath’s New Nine-Minute Song? What If We Told You It’s Called “God Is Dead?”

Yes, it’s true: Ozzy Osbourne is apparently still capable of creating music. Black Sabbath’s forthcoming album 13 finds the band’s original lineup recording together for the first time in 35 years. The nine-minute “God Is Dead?” is all glacial doom-metal riffs (and lyrics that include multiple mentions of the word “doom,” how about that?) and Nietszchean pondering — but perhaps the weirdest thing about the version you can stream above are the hilariously out-of-place I Heart Radio promos that pop up and here and there amid the bellowing and riffing. [via A.V. Club]