‘You Have to F**king Eat,’ Sequel to ‘Go the F**K to Sleep,’ Is Finally F**king Coming


Go the F**K to Sleep, the made-for-parents children’s book that was immortalized by Samuel L. Jackson, is finally getting a sequel. The original writer, Adam Mansbach, has teamed up with a new illustrator, Owen Brozman, for You Have to F**king Eat,  which, apart from being precisely what you want to scream at your child every night, will be about “getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal.”

The book is scheduled for a November 12 release date, so it will arrive just in time to gift it to your brother-in-law, who, upon unwrapping it, will clutch it immediately to his chest and shake his head furiously at his waist-high daughter as she claws at him with her chewed up nails. “No, no, it’s not for you,” he’ll say, laughing and crying at the same time.

Here’s a sample: