It was announced to the world today that Billy Joel and his third wife, Katie Lee Joel, have decided to call it quits after just under five years of matrimony. Now, I don’t think this comes as a huge shock to anyone, seeing as 27-year-old Katie is 33 years younger than her husband, but still… Can this guy do nothing right? Not only did he get divorced from supermodel Christie Brinkley (a dumb move in our opinion), it was rumored that the split was due to infidelities on his part. Who cheats on a supermodel?! However, instead of learning from his mistakes, his errors in judgment seem to have gotten worse as he’s gotten older- Katie, besides for being rather young in general, is only four years older than his daughter, Alexa Ray Joel! Really, Billy? Really?
We thought that perhaps we could find the method to this madness, if you will, hidden in the lyrics of some of Billy Joel’s songs, which he writes himself. Read on to see what we… Read More