Christmas

12 Alternative Holiday Sweaters For the Season of Joy

We admit it: the holiday sweater is one of our favorite seasonal traditions. Only in the month of December are these gaudy, patterned, bright colored monstrosities allowed — nay, expected — at all casual parties and hometown get-togethers. And that is kind of great. But this holiday season, why not break out from those snowflakes and prancing reindeer, and cuddle up in something a little more alternative? You could go the ’80s video game route, cement your reputation as a pop culture nerd, or just wear your message on your sleeve. Click through to check out our roundup of alternative holiday sweaters to shock (or thrill) your family this year, and be sure to link us to any that we missed in the comments! … Read More

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Famous Actors Reading Holiday Stories

It’s officially December, and it’s getting chilly out there. So you know what that means: ’tis the season to cuddle up in front of a fireplace or, erm, beneath an overheated laptop and listen to some of your favorite holiday stories while you dunk your cookies in your milk. And hey, if those holiday stories are being read to you by John Krasinski or Molly Ringwald, well, so much the better. After the jump, we’ve collected a few seasonal tales as performed or read by famous actors, from the serious to the silly. Click through for some well-deserved story time, and be sure to point us towards any tales with notable readers that we missed in the comments. … Read More

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Christmas Gifts for the Music Geek in Your Life

It’s not even December and we’re already tiring of the “It’s that wonderful time of the year” jokes. If you’re anything like us, the festive season is at best tiresome and at worst a regal pain in the ass — but shit, we’re here to help, so over the next few days we’ll be offering various gift guides. We’ve already discussed potential gifts for movie geeks and Instagram addicts, and now it’s time to address the needs of music geeks. Over the next few pages, we’ve gathered a selection of gifts for the music-obsessed — box sets, books, crazy instruments, and a gloriously ghastly Slayer Christmas sweater. Who could ask for more? … Read More

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What’s On at Flavorpill: The Links That Made the Rounds in Our Office

Today at Flavorpill, we visited astonishing, cliffside attractions. We read passages from some horrible sex scenes throughout literary history. We learned about the tragic stories of unlucky lottery winners. We got schooled on the little-known facts of Boy Meets World. We found out how Selena Gomez is… Read More

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Watch the Incredibly Gory Claymation Video for Sufjan Stevens’ “Mr. Frosty Man”

Who knew Christmas could be so bloody? Well, Lee Hardcastle for one, who created this deeply scary claymation video, in which Frosty the Snowman fights zombies to protect a human family, for Sufjan Stevens’ massive upcoming box set, Silver & Gold: Songs for Christmas Volumes 6-10. Claymation is generally such a tried-and-true, family-friendly holiday format (Wallace and Gromit! Claymation Christmas!), so it’s doubly upsetting to see all those doughy zombies attacking Santa. We’ll never think of Frosty, or listen to this song, quite the same way again. Watch the video — if you dare — after the jump. … Read More

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Sufjan Stevens Releasing Ridiculously Fun Christmas Box Set

Since the holiday season is basically upon us the minute temperatures drop below 70, the time has come for the seasonal onslaught of Christmas album announcements. Of course, that means indie rock’s very own Christmas elf is back with a brand-new box set, Silver & Gold, that collects five Yuletide EPs recorded between 2006 and 2010. Featuring collaborations with members of The National, Arcade Fire, Danielson, and more, the CD box set will be available November 13th via Asthmatic Kitty.

There’s also a digital version, but considering that the physical release will be stuffed like a Christmas stocking with stickers, temporary tattoos, a paper ornament, song lyrics and chord charts for sing-alongs, “hallucinogenic photographs and psychedelic graphic design (by Sufjan Stevens, drug-free since 1975),” and something described as a “an apocalyptic pull-out poster,” the CD box set looks like the far superior option. The vinyl version, meanwhile, will also include a Christmas coloring book, but it may not be out in time for the holidays. And if that’s not enough options, consider the Mail Order Vinyl Box Set, filled with all of the above plus “a special set of gifts due to arrive before Christmas 2012.” Intriguing! Click through to listen to a track from the box set, see all five excellent EP covers and a funny page from the coloring book that finds Santa Claus getting a tattoo. … Read More

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Watch ‘Community’ Fans Occupy NBC in Song

After NBC crushed the dreams of Community fans everywhere by yanking the series from its midseason lineup (and then promised a shaky, “undetermined” time for a return), fans everywhere have banded together to show their support. A group showed up at 30 Rock headquarters in New York today to perform “O Christmas Troy” in “darkest timeline” goatees with the hope of spreading the love. “Six Seasons and a movie!” also rang out loud. Will it help? Click through to take a listen. … Read More

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Fashion Designers’ Crazy Homemade Christmas Trees

Over the past 16 years, Parisian charity event Les Sapins de Noël des Créateurs has called upon lauded fashion designers, artists, and architects to put their own spin on the classic Christmas tree — for a good cause, of course. Masterminded by Marie-Christiane Marek, the yearly event is held in early December and showcases innovative tree creations by fashion’s most adored houses. The designs go on display for the public to enjoy before being auctioned off to support a children’s charity — this year’s proceeds supported Association pour la Vie-Espoir contre le Cancer (A.V.E.C.). Given full creative license, the designers have kept a basic tree silhouette in mind, but completely departed from the norm, fashioning gorgeous trees composed of an ever-expanding variety of materials, like Stella McCartney’s festive ode to knitting and Chantal Thomas’s bizarre mannequin-leg masterpiece. Check out Christmas trees by the likes of Christian Dior, Chanel, and Sonia Rykiel after the jump. … Read More

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Terry Gilliam’s Gleefully Sadistic Animated 1968 Christmas Card

Whether they’re mass-produced and store-bought or lovingly made by hand, holiday cards generally have the same message: peace on Earth, goodwill towards men, etc. Not so the animated Christmas greeting below, from the fantastically demented mind of Terry Gilliam. In 1968 — a year before Monty Python’s Flying Circus began its BBC run — Gilliam made the video for Do Not Adjust Your Set, the bizarre children’s series that was a forerunner to Monty Python. But that doesn’t mean this send-up of Christmas cards is any gentler than his later stuff: Gilliam’s delightfully sadistic, surreal sense of humor is on full display, from a kleptomaniac Santa Claus to the murder of several adorable woodland creatures. … Read More

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Unusual Santa Claus Traditions from Around the World

It’s thanks to centuries of Byzantine, Greek, and Scandinavian myths and folklore that this Christmas, some guy will put on a red velvet suit and fake beard to sit on a throne in Walmart, taking kids’ toy orders. But Santa wasn’t always the generous man in Walmart, nor is he everywhere today. That man is just one of the many evolutionary paths taken by tales of deities, sprites, animals, and St. Nicholas. In other countries, the patron saint of giving inherited different traits, leaving Santa with quite a few doppelgangers around the world, including goats, monks, and wise men who travel on camelback. Below the jump, we take you on a tour of Santa’s many representations around the globe. … Read More

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