The full Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer was released last night during Monday Night Football, and tickets for opening night went on sale immediately thereafter. The fan freak-outs commenced right away, both excited — ooh, what was the story with the guy behind that mask? — and furious — why couldn’t I get my tickets, Fandango?
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“I will finish what you started,” booms Adam Driver to the scorched helmet of Darth Vader, in a way that sounds at once completely, convincingly villainous and also like he might just start a woodworking project while having uncomfortable sex with Hannah Horvath.
Darth Vibrader is a giant sculpture of the notorious Star Wars villain made entirely out of vibrators, butt plugs, nipple clamps and other adult toys.
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People, notably we of the painstakingly non-objectifying left-leaning media, seem to get candidly titillated at the prospect of the exposure of celebrity penis. Because of the peen’s dominance over so much cultural output, and the prominent spectacle of its desires therein, discussions of the peen seem protected from the forces that’d normally call out objectifying representation and objectifying media discourse; this is kind of, it turns out, a cloak of invisibility that hides us from ourselves.