John Mayer

The 20 All-Time Worst Song Lyrics About Sex

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Justin Timberlake’s new single “TKO” dropped last week, and because we are professionals, we forced ourselves to listen to it despite the fact that it starts with the refrain, “She killed me with that coochie-coochie-coo.” The song doesn’t get a whole lot better, to be honest, but that particular line is surely the least appetizing sex-related lyric of the year (honestly, who uses the word “cooch” outside of high school?!), and it started an intra-office conversation about where it rates in the pantheon of hilariously awful sex lyrics. Here are the results of our highly scientific discussion: a giggle-inducing survey of the worst of the worst. You’re welcome.
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Enjoying Music by Terrible People — Even John Mayer — Never Makes You a Bad Person

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John Mayer, bless him, has a new album out. As ever with Mayer, it comes with a side-serving of drama; he hasn’t said anything racist this time around, but the lead single may or may not be about Taylor Swift, and there are innumerable column inches devoted to what the record says about his relationship with Katy Perry. Sigh. The fact that Mayer can never be less than controversial has clearly gotten his fans feeling somewhat sensitive, so much so that The Atlantic published an article entitled, “Enjoying John Mayer’s New Album Does Not Make You a Bad Person.” Does it?
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