In Daniel Nester’s book of essays How to Be Inappropriate he tells us about dating a Williamsburg painter who had her feet licked for money; attempting to put a curse on his neighbor for failing to curb his dog; befriending The King of Kong video gamer Todd Rogers. He also provides us with a short cultural history of mooning. Yes, that mooning. We’ve excerpted our favorite bit after the jump. Warning: Thanks to his hilariously inappropriate Periodic Table of Mooning it’s probably NSFW.

Variations of moon/the moon as act/mooning, as defined by the author:
1. Anonymous Moon
2. Backwards Yoga Instructor Moon (see Inadvertent Moon)
3. Banana Split, male handstand with legs spread
4. Beaver Moon, moon with female genitalia somehow exposed (see Rotating Beaver Moon)
5. Bent-Over Moon Read More »

This just in from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows director David Yates: “Daniel Radcliffe appears naked in one scene where Harry and Ron are fighting a magical creature, who fled to confuse and create a vision. In the view we see Harry and a woman embracing and kissing. It’s an intriguing scene and very sensual.”

Holy Equus! The next (and final) installment of the series is a two-part film. Part 1 is currently scheduled to be released on November 19, 2010 and Part 2 on July 15, 2011. No word on which film features a naked Harry, but we’re sure you die hard fans will be able to suss it out. We just hope said scene doesn’t involve Dobby. And we’re going to pretend it involves Ron. [via Perez Hilton]