Penelope Cruz

What Would the Ideal Female Celebrity Look Like?

The New York Post reports that two Beverly Hills plastic surgeons have surveyed more than 1,200 of their current and former patients to come up with a list of “Hollywood’s Hottest Looks.” So what do most women want? Taylor Swift’s hair, Anne Hathaway’s eyes, January Jones’ cheeks, Natalie Portman’s nose, Scarlett Johansson’s lips, Halle Berry’s jaw line, Amy Adams’ skin, and Penelope Cruz’s body. And because this is the New York Post that we’re dealing with, they decided to throw all of those features onto one face; check out what this composite “perfect” woman would look like after the jump. … Read More

The Morning’s Top 5 Pop Culture Stories

1. City planners in China want to combine the nine cities in the Pearl River Delta into a 42-million-person megacity that’s the size of Rhode Island, Connecticut and New Hampshire combined. [via Gawker]

2. Patti Smith is currently “about 68 percent done” writing a detective novel that opens in the churchyard of St… Read More

What’s On at Flavorpill: The Links That Made the Rounds in Our Office

Today at Flavorpill, we read Stanley Fish’s top five sentences, including this zinger from Jonathan Swift: “Last week I saw a woman flayed, and you will hardly believe how much it altered her appearance for the worse.” We were excited to hear that The New Republic is rolling out

The Morning’s Top 5 Pop Culture Stories

1. It turns out that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem got hitched earlier this month in the Bahamas. We wish them a marriage full of all of the passion and none of the drama of their onscreen romance in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and lots of insanely beautiful babies. [via US Weekly ]
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The Morning’s Top 5 Pop Culture Stories

1. Kathryn Bigelow‘s The Hurt Locker took home six awards at the BAFTAs (aka the British Oscars) this weekend, including best film, director, original screenplay, editing, cinematography and sound. Check out the red carpet fashion

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What’s on at Flavorpill: Links That Made the Rounds in Our Office

Today at Flavorpill, we met Google’s new social networking feature, Buzz. We welcomed back our favorite hip-hop comedy duo, The Real. We wished that the YouTube haters would leave Beaker alone. We looked at naked airport security X-rays. We braced for Sweet Valley Confidential, a new book chronicling Jessica and… Read More

New York Film Festival, Part 5: The White Ribbon and Broken Embraces

In Michael Haneke’s latest film, The White Ribbon, a series of mysteriously random acts of violence disturb a small and puritanical Northern German village on the eve of World War I. We never get a satisfying explanation of their origin because Haneke is more interested in how people react in the face of fear, and he uses this setting to offer a glimpse into the formative years of the generation who would grow up to form the Nazi party. For nearly two and a half hours, he demands the utmost attention from his audience, providing subtle clues hidden inside seemingly banal dialogue, long and expansively bleak shots, and acting that often appears flat. Emblematic? Sure, but it takes a toll on the… Read More

The Morning’s Top 5 Pop Culture Stories

1. The nuns at Lady Gaga’s old Catholic high school didn’t like her VMA performance. [via Page Six]
2. Pavement has confirmed their 2010 world tour, but they want you to know it’s not a permanent reunion. [via Pitchfork]
3. The first 18 minutes of ABC’s new dramatic series FlashForward are… Read More

Rate-A-Trailer: Nine

Rob Marshall’s adaptation of Nine — the Tony-nominated play based of Fellini’s 8 1/2) looks a bit like his last flick, Chicago. There’s a lot of playing with light and shadow, interesting casting choices (Daniel Day Lewis? Fergie? Kate Hudson?), and enough spangly outfits and Fosse-inspired dance numbers to satisfy our inner drag queen. Also: It’s really hard for us to remain impartial, because any film that includes Dame Judi Dench in its cast usually gets a pass. There are a few things that make us nervous though. … Read More

Jamie Johnson Is Such a Tool that We’re Sticking Up for the Oscars

There’s something about the title of Jamie Johnson’s most recent column for VF.com (which we landed on thanks to YM) that ruffled our feathers: Why Wasps Don’t Watch the Oscars. Huh. The flippancy sums up our problem with this socialite filmmaker — he likes to use the very society he’s shaking a finger at to advance the career that he doesn’t need.

In our humble opinion, it’s either in or out Groucho Marx. … Read More