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What’s On at Flavorpill: The Links That Made the Rounds In Our Office

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Today at Flavorpill, wondered how many pounds you would gain if you ate an entire bacon tree by yourself. We started counting down the days until Mad Men returns next year thanks to these new photos of Jon Hamm on set. We were slightly afraid of a few of these world record setters — particularly the person behind “fastest time to eat a light bulb.” We found out what it’s really like to be James Franco’s professor. We were amazed by this 100-year-old letter to Santa that was recently discovered in a chimney in Dublin. We read a hilarious new holiday-themed essay by Sloane Crosley entitled “How to Start Your Candy-Cane Collection in 23 Easy Steps.” We decided that we’d like to meet the crazed Trekkies who live in this house — as long as there was a chaperone present. We looked forward to hearing 32 more chapters of R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet. We downloaded a new alarm clock app that features fake wake-up calls from Jimmy Fallon. And finally, we were surprised to see how beautiful photos of volcanic activity can be. Prepared to be amazed!

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What’s On at Flavorpill: The Links That Made the Rounds in Our Office

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Today at Flavorpill, we wished that we’d find a baby seal parked on our couch. We wanted most of the outfits that we spotted in the Fug Girls’ roundup of the year’s most stylish celebrities over on The Cut. We found this image of Matt Damon in an ugly Christmas sweater totally endearing. We previewed a clip from TLC’s new reality show Geek Love. We thought these breast cancer awareness ads starring Wonder Woman, She-Hulk, Storm, and Catwoman were pretty amazing. We got a little misty-eyed while watching this tribute to the film personalities who we lost this year by Turner Classic Movies. We tried to imagine being stuck on a cruise ship with R. Kelly on purpose. We wondered what the fact that there’s no new must-have toy this year might mean — other than fewer mobs. We were curious if these video game cakes taste as good as some of them look. And finally, we decided that tonight we’re going to be watching the The Star Wars Holiday Special in its entirety, complete with the original commercials and an appearance by one Beatrice Arthur. Thank you, MetaFilter.

Music

10 Really Weird Inspirations for Popular Songs

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This week, we got news that R. Kelly was back in the songwriting business when he posted a new track to Twitter — a new track about his tonsils. Well, to each his own. In any event, R. Kelly’s new song inspired us to think of other strange and unusual inspirations and topics for popular songs, from the bizarrely mundane to the just completely random. Click through to listen to songs about body parts, fish, ice floes, and other things that, as far as we’re concerned, make pretty weird subjects for songs, and be sure to let us know your own favorite songs with bizarre inspirations. Read More »

Music

The Most Consistently Inconsistent Musicians of Our Time

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Consistency is the watchword in the world of music criticism. We as listeners love it when a band is at its best, but we aren’t truly happy until the musicians prove their worth again and again and again. And then maybe just once more still, after the lead singer emerges from a nasty coke habit and the band hasn’t been in the same room for three years. Of course, we forgive our favorite bands for the blemishes in their legacies every single day, because the statistics majors inside all of us understand that consistency is no small feat. But what of the bands whose discographies are marked by the exact opposite — those alternating, dramatic peaks and valleys in album and even song quality? Why, we’re glad you asked! We’ve compiled eight musical wildcards that have kept us on our toes with each note they’ve produced they put out after the jump. Be sure to join us in some collective head-scratching by giving us your own suggested additions to the list in the comments.

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Music

Karen O’s ‘Stop the Virgens’ and Other Bizarre Operas

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Here at Flavorwire, we’re always up for new forms of artistic expression, particularly those that take traditional notions of genre and performance and turn them on their heads. We’ve been hearing whispers of Karen O’s new ‘psycho opera’ since July, but as more and more information has trickled in, we’ve gotten more and more excited, if only for the spectacle of it all. To tide ourselves over until the show arrives in NYC in October, we’ve taken a look at a few other wonderfully insane operas we’ve caught wind of over the years. Note: though we’re sure everyone has their own idea of what constitutes an opera, the first definition in the dictionary is “a dramatic work in one or more acts, set to music for singers and instrumentalists,” so we’re casting a wide net in terms of form — but strangeness is not optional.

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News

The Morning’s Top 5 Pop Culture Stories

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1. Hot on the heels of the news that Google+ has reached the 10 million user mark, GOOD reports that Facebook has been allowing law enforcement officials to snoop around people’s accounts without their consent. Maybe it’s time to make the switch?

2. Edward Norton is currently in talks to play the villain in Tony Gilroy’s The Bourne Legacy. Considering that the film is already set to star Jeremy Renner, we’re suddenly finding it a lot easier to accept that Matt Damon will not be returning to the franchise. [via The Playlist]

3. Last night during the Foo Fighters set at the iTunes Festival in Camden, Dave Grohl stopped playing to eject a fan who had gotten too rowdy. Watch a video of the incident here.

4. After failing to make mortgage payments for more than a year, R. Kelly may lose his multimillion-dollar mansion in the suburbs of Chicago. Is it wrong that we kind of hope that he writes another operetta about this? [via Rolling Stone]

5. Ted Danson is going to be taking over for Laurence Fishburne on CSI. But have no fear, Bored to Death fans, he will reportedly remain a series regular on that show as well. [via E!]

Bonus link: Angry Birds Coffee Art

Television

Some Music Videos We’d Like VH1′s New ‘Pop-Up Video’ to Explain

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We rejoiced at the news, earlier this week, that VH1 is bringing back Pop-Up Video, which we’ve missed ever since it went off the air in 2002. In addition to the pop and rock videos the original provided fascinating factoids about, the new version of the show will feature hip-hop videos for the first time. After the jump, check out our list of wonderful, bizarre, and downright baffling post-Pop-Up- Video-era music videos that we hope to see the show explain — and be sure to leave your own suggestions in the comments.

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Earplug

10 Music Videos That Put Their Songs to Shame

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When OK Go dropped their new video for “This Too Shall Pass,” the Internet became abuzz — and rightfully so, as the clip is near-genius. (Go behind-the-scenes courtesy of Fast Company.) The band spent three months building what is essentially a giant, musical game of Mouse Trap, with the help of friends from NASA and Jet Propulsion Labs.

This isn’t the first time the band has grabbed our attention with a music video, as the infamous treadmill choreography of “Here It Goes Again” is also, admittedly, kind of brilliant. Unfortunately, OK Go have never quite caught up to the level of their visual aesthetic on the musical end of things. Of course, they’re not the only act that has been outshined by its own videos. The following clips exemplify just what happens when an unexceptional song gets trumped by an exceptional visual counterpart.

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Books

The King of R&B Gets Even More Real with a Memoir

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R.Kelly never really struck us as one to hold back. With 10 studio albums (most recently last week’s warmly received Untitled), a 22 chapter hip-hopera, and more sexcapades than we care to count, he’s taken us from the bedroom to the courtroom, from the basketball court to the barber shop, and from depths of the jungles to the far reaches of outer space. It’s hard to imagine that he has left much territory uncovered, and with his patented style of real talk, no less.

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Music

R. Kelly Is Trapped in the Cartoon Closet

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Sure, we’re unabashed Trapped in the Closet fans, but we still think R. Kelly is still kind of creepy. And it’s not helping that he continues to act like an alien (not to mention inch closer and closer to developing a Jacko-style menagerie of inexplicable items). News came today the Kelly is selling a Looney Tunes-themed home bar. The implications of such a juvenile dispensary of libations aside, shouldn’t a man who’s been accused of multiple underage liaisons avoid letting his name be linked with anything relating to kids cartoons? On the other hand, we can’t help but wonder, what might he own that’s worse? Your turn, dear reader (the comments section is just calling for your creepiness). [Via Daily Swarm]

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