The Jersey Shore

15 of the Most Horrifying Holiday Decorations

Untangle your holiday lights, slip into a cozy sweater, and dust off your menorah: it’s the time of year when people channel their inner Clark Griswold and go wild decorating their homes. We love to partake in some homey holiday cheer, but sometimes decorations go wrong. Very, very wrong. After spotting a hilariously weird DIY decor project on Laughing Squid, which we feature in our gallery past the break, we went exploring for other horrifying holiday decorations. The Internet did not disappoint. Click through to see our findings, and ponder along with us on why so many of them feature firearms and poop. Happy Holidays! … Read More

Ghostly Photos of a New Jersey Boardwalk

Michael Massaia grew up in New Jersey, and like many East Coast kids, spent his time hanging out at the shore. The photographer tapped into the electrifying and often frightening moments of his youth in his photo series Afterlife. “At night I would watch both the locals and tourists alike walk the boardwalk, get into fights, and ride the rides I was always too afraid to go on. The environment was always on the brink of becoming completely unhinged, and I wanted nothing more than to be a part of it (but I ultimately never made it beyond a spectator),” he writes on his website.

Ten years after leaving the area, Massaia returned to find his feelings hadn’t changed, and he put the unattainable park attractions in pictures. The artist’s ghostly, black and white images are handmade platinum prints and evoke a moment frozen in time. See more of Massaia’s haunting boardwalk photos in our gallery. … Read More

A Selection of Brands’ Responses to Their Products’ Depiction on TV and Film

Placing brand named products on either the big or small screen can be a tricky feat. Even if a movie or TV show is actually being sponsored by a particular company and is contractually bound to include them in the script, the company isn’t always happy with the way it’s represented. But the stakes can… Read More

Must-Read Excerpts from Snooki’s New Book

As we mentioned here before, one of the most disturbing celebrity book deals of 2010 involved Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi being paid to write (pretend to write?) a novel that will revolve around “a girl looking for love on the boardwalk (one full of big hair, dark tans, and fights galore).” It’s probably worth noting that the first-time author claims to have read only two books ever — Twilight and Dear John. So, yeah. Now, thanks to the New York Post, you can preview some choice lines from A Shore Thing, which comes out tomorrow. Secure your Bumpits, and click through if you dare. … Read More

Is Snooki Banned from New Year’s Eve in Times Square?

Some (possibly) disappointing news: PopEater reports that Snooki has been banned from the Times Square area on New Year’s Eve thanks to her proposed human hamster ball drop. Although it’s not entirely clear who is behind the ban or why it’s happening now instead of weeks ago when her ridiculous plan made headlines.… Read More

The Morning’s Top 5 Pop Culture Stories

1. Watch last night’s opening sequence of The Simpsons, which was directed by Banksy. It’s more than a little dark. [via io9]
2. Disney will be screening a 23-minute preview of Tron: Legacy in movie theaters across the country at the end of the month. Tickets are free, and first come first… Read More

What’s on at Flavorpill: The Links That Made the Rounds in Our Office

Today at Flavorpill, we tried to figure out what a Mad Men-style smoking habit would cost you these days. We vowed never to venture into any of the 9 Circles of Mel. We were happy to hear that Dylan McKay and Brandon Walsh are making a movie together, even… Read More

What’s on at Flavorpill: The Links That Made the Rounds in Our Office

Today at Flavorpill, we decided that fine art and nachos make an excellent combination. We were so happy that the USA beat Algeria that we played this remix on repeat. We were kind of embarrassed by how excited we were about a potential Troll doll movie. We couldn’t believe that it took… Read More

The Morning’s Top 5 Pop Culture Stories

1. The New York Times’ latest standards editor Phil Corbett banned writers from using the word “tweet.” Or did he? [via The Awl]
2. Watch the low budget trailer for Glenn Beck‘s upcoming thriller The Overton Window, a book about a who young man who “finds himself in the midst of a… Read More

The Morning’s Top 5 Pop Culture Stories

1. A Funny Girl revival is headed to Broadway in Spring 2012! We think that Glee‘s Lea Michele would be perfect for the lead, but director Bartlett Sher says that they’ll likely go with an unknown actress. [via ArtsBeat]
2. What Katy “the pastor’s daughter” Perry thinks of the “Alejandro” video: “Using blasphemy… Read More