By this time last week, word had gotten around that last night’s Gossip Girl would feature a delightfully scandalous “3some.” As if on cue, the Parents Television Council fired off a lengthy missive to CW affiliates urging them to avoid becoming “complicit in establishing a precedent and expectation that teenagers should engage in behaviors heretofore associated primarily with adult films,” and reminding them that, should the show violate any decency laws, they’d face a hefty FCC fine. (Never mind that the last time PTC accused Gossip Girl of being “mind-blowingly inappropriate,” the CW proudly pasted the quote on an ad.)
Here at Flavorpill, we had different concerns about the threesome: Which trio of Upper East Siders would be jumping into bed together? Would it involve Chuck Bass? Could the scene in question possibly be as steamy as the CW promised? And, most importantly, could we drink to it? We answer all these questions — and more — under the cut.
