Exclusive: A Lesson on How to Say Goodbye Courtesy of the Virgin Megastore

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Sure, it has become a heaping pile of ’90s buzz-bin leftovers and Gremlins dolls in Santa suits, but in the pre-download days, the Virgin Megastore was a Mecca to the tourist masses. This weekend, in anticipation of the Times Square institution’s well-publicized implosion, the Sublime poster outlet venerated t-shirt emporium and sometimes music retailer put its entire stock on sale.

Flavorwire’s resident urban adventurers Andy and Leah hit the land of blinking lights to wade through the storewide clearance. It wasn’t quite what they expected, but their photo set still turned out better than the bargains… once porn became inexplicably involved…

VIEW THE PHOTO GALLERY OF THEIR EXPLOITS HERE!!!