What’s more irritating than the news that a 22-year-old has scored a book deal during these grim times for publishing? The news that said 22-year-old is one Nicole Polizzi, better known to the cable TV-watching masses as Snooki. Yup, she’s writing a friggin’ novel, and the working title is A Shore Thing. Her publishers at Simon and Schuster say the book will “revolve around a girl looking for love on the boardwalk (one full of big hair, dark tans, and fights galore).” That’s a relief, because we certainly don’t see enough of that in the sorta-real world of Jersey Shore.
Anyway, we could rant about this all day, or we could give you our list of 10 orange creatures more qualified to write a novel than Snooki. We assume you’ve already heard enough of the former, so you can find the latter after the jump.
1. Tony the Tiger
2. Michael Kors
3. An Oompa-Loompa
4. Garfield
5. Donatella Versace
6. Red from Fraggle Rock
7. Karl Lagerfeld
8. Winnie the Pooh
9. Nemo
10. Zoolander
Comments (18)
That’s Marlin, not Nemo.
Def marlin in that pic
What, no John Boehner?
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Oranges in general are more qualified to write a novel than Snooki.
No, that’s Nemo: smaller fin on his left, right side of photo. Sorry.
Nope. Just the way his fin has to move. That is def Marlin. I worked for the rat. I know.
MARLIN!!!
that is definitely marlin in pic 9. do your research, dudes.
But that’s Marlin!
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nemo’s right fin was fucked up.
what about the ever-loving blue-eyed thing?
Tigger
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An ORANGE can write a better novel!
I don’t know, Pooh looks more yellow than orange.
[...] Snooki’s book deal with Simon and Schuster was first announced, we believe that there are plenty of orange creatures out there that are more qualified to write a novel. Then in January, we treated you to some choice excerpts [...]
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