Today at Flavorpill, we watched dueling Kermits sing our favorite David Bowie song (as performed by a man who may or may not be homeless). We wished that the Hangover Heaven bonnet — a onetime favorite of “festive Hollywoodians” — was still available for purchase today. We thrilled over The Fug Girls’ list of the best- and worst-dressed characters on TV. We wondered why hipsters and geeks hate each other so much, while simultaneously asking ourselves, “How did hipsters become so uncool?” We welcomed Kimmy Gibbler and her stinky feet to Twitter. We learned the monetary value of an Ivy League education. We listened to “Sunshine,” Rye Rye’s new single and a collaboration with MIA. We gave our lives a much-needed Michael Bay-style makeover. And finally, we sat back and let David Sedaris tell us a funny story. You should too.