An Annotated Guide to M.I.A.’s Worst Outfits

Oh, M.I.A. Purveyor of beats and vague political rants. Eater of truffle fries that you apparently didn’t order. Wearer of neon-printed leggings. And an artist whose sartorial choices — already fairly unorthodox — have been flying off the hinge lately in a big way. Take the burqa she wore Saturday to Spike TV’s Scream Awards — not only was it the sort of clouded statement piece we’re used to (and tired of) seeing from her, it came complete with the lyrics of “XXXO” printed on it. Tacky much? We can get down with the animal prints and the gold jewelry and even the weirdo captain hats, but sometimes M.I.A.’s wardrobe looks like she assembled it at random from the wreckage of a particularly garish costume shop. We deconstruct some of her greatest fashion offenses of all time after the jump.

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We bet the aesthetic M.I.A. was going for wasn’t “exploding de Stijl painting” mixed with “third grade roller skating party,” but that sure is what she accomplished. The oversize cowl-neck sweater just makes her look like she raided her grandfather’s closet, slapped on a pair of rainbow leggings (we imagine she has a whole closet full of ‘em), and thought she was good to go.

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worst outfits?!!!!! what?? she is great!!!! you, boring people, don't understand .. . .

i think it's funny... it's easy to look pretty when you have stylists waiting on you hand and foot, seems to me she's interested in avoiding the obvious. life's too short to spend it wearing boring clothes.

Yes, they are hideous but fucking HILARIOUS. The compiler of this list has 0% humor. The shark, the parrot boobs -- absolutely hysterical.

It's all so very London...and I mean that in the most unimpressed way as possible.

I'm with FP on this one. She consistently wears the most hideous clothes on the planet.

M.I.A. is fucking awesome. Why don't people complain about Lady Gaga's outfits which are much much worse than Maya's. (Hers aren't even bad at all).

I think it's fantastic & hilarious that there hasn't been a single comment in support of the article yet. Sometimes when I read her interviews I think 'MIA' should be replaced by 'WTF', but her outfits always make me hopeful about her. So brave. MIA is the 80's-fied 'street' outrageousness of Lady Gaga's luxe S&M glam pop through the looking glass. I want them to have a baby and call it MIGAGA, in Harajuku style.

these fashion statements of hers are about as impressive as her rapping ability. both are rooted in the 80's which were so embarrassing to those of us had any sense of style in the 90's.

yes, all these clothes are so ugly because they arent the J-Crew from high school that the interns who wrote this stupid article are still wearing.

She went to The Scream Awards dressed as America's nightmare. It was an appropriate theme, a metaphor and it was fabulous.

Yeah, let's just all stay inside the box and never try anything new, or gutsy... Let's just all wear the same old crap as everyone else and stop deciding what we like for ourselves, let's stop making statements with our appearances, let's "play it safe"... Yeah, Mia sure is bad for making statements with her appearance. Isn't it awful when people push the envelope?? Oh wait, it's ok when it's lady gaga in some skimpy ass outfit, devoid of a statement... NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, there's really not a statement, gaga doesn't even know how to make a statement unless someone else directs her. I guess her to be rather vapid... Then you have someone like Mia whom makes some real statements and likes to have fashion balls, and she gets ripped apart by unimaginative people. Lame. I honestly think we should all be able to enjoy fashions that are "outside the box" and stop limiting ourselves to what inane trendsetters do!!

um that shark dress is AMAZING.

OMG Flavorpill, really? You outing yourself as old, out of it, need to get out into the world. Y'all need to upgrade yourselves. Stop hanging with Gwyneth. There is nothing wrong with this outfit, except to some schoolteachers in Kansas. Jayzuz, get WITH it, stop embarrassing your age cohort.

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