This week at BuzzFeed, we taught the world the joys of making your own Four Loko. We gawked, mouth agape, at Emma Watson’s Today Show attire, and were thoroughly charmed by the cast of Harry Potter doing their best American accents. Along with the rest of the internet, we derided Willow Palin’s homophobic Facebook rant. We salivated over the Angry Birds cake. We watched as Facebook announced email and then went ahead and invented a new, do-nothing social network. Most of us enjoyed seeing Kim Kardashian finally open up about hoverboards. Animals wore boots. Putin posed with other animals. Ke$ha was less attractive in high school, as was Ryan Reynolds. Also, some royal douchebags in England got engaged or something, we really couldn’t follow.