Flavor Flav announced last week that, since the flavor of love apparently remains elusive (we assume), he will launch a new line of flavored vodka and a fried chicken franchise (though we hope there will be no vodka-flavored chicken or vice versa). He’s not the first celebrity to go beyond perfumes and clothing lines and into the heady world of alcohol branding. From vodka encased in a crystal skull to Marilyn Manson’s unfortunate-sounding Mansinthe, we’ve ranked celebrity poisons in order from most to least disgusting-sounding. You’re welcome.
Liquor Most Likely to Leave You Blind: Danny DeVito’s Limoncello
We have a soft spot for Danny DeVito and his hard-drinking ways, and we love that he turned a joke on The View into an actual beverage. But, in life, there are things you should and should not trust Danny DeVito on. We venture to guess that one is Limoncello, one of those liquors that can go off the charts in terms of stomach-churning sweetness quite easily. Official reactions from the ever intrepid taste-testers at the AV Club included: “There’s a serious Windex vibe” and “It’s like when you open a packet of powdered lemonade and accidentally inhale a little.” We’ll pass.