Need something to feel ashamed about this afternoon? Well, you’re in luck! Based on statistical data, Pleated Jeans has rounded up each of the 50 states “worst qualities” and put them on a colorful map to make the harsh truth pretty to look at. Some highlights: New York has the longest average daily commute; California has the most air pollution; and Illinois has the highest rate of robbery. Although, we’d prefer any of above to Alaska, which has the highest suicide rate, or Nebraska, which has the highest rate of women murdered annually. How does your state stack up? [via The Sly Oyster]