Today at Flavorpill, we decided that our next DIY project will involve turning our old paperbacks into a pretty colorwheel. We poured some out for 16 sodas that we’ll never drink again. We wanted to live in this big, ugly pyramid with a hole in it that’s going up in Hell’s Kitchen. We watched Weird Al burn Christina Aguilera on Twitter. We wondered how Chris Farley would feel about a new show about his life called The Fatman Cometh. We were duly impressed by this Belgian runner who completed 365 marathons in 365 days — but we’d hate to see his toenails. We visited some of the most beautiful caves in the world. We got a look at what might be Facebook’s new headquarters. We appreciated the inclusion of Robbie Robertson in The Last Waltz in this roundup of 13 rock movies that make their subjects look like dicks. And finally, we were saddened to hear that Bristol Palin (who’s only 20, mind you) has a memoir due out this summer — and it’s 304 pages long. We’re going to assume that it was written in Courier New.