Today at Flavorpill, we learned that you can use your Nintendo Wii console to throw a swinger’s party. We were stunned by this surreal footage that Logan McMillian shot just minutes after New Zealand’s catastrophic earthquake. We wanted to be half as cool as Winona Ryder’s 1985 yearbook photo. We realized how bad people used to be at explaining the Internet. We watched James Franco take a cat nap. We caught up with the bullies from The Neverending Story, 20 years later. We got schooled on the history of the Academy Awards. We found out it surprising that Eminem is now more popular than Lady Gaga is on Facebook. And finally, we wished that there was some truth to the whole “Dr. Dre started Burning Man” conspiracy theory, but we refuse to believe that Dre’s handwriting looks like that.