Charlie Sheen kicked off his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour in Detroit last night, and apparently it was a total bust. His performance – Sheen told meandering stories, made jokes about taking crack, and showed “amateurish videos” to a crowd of 4,700 until his suddenly ex-fans started chanting ‘refund’ at him – was so bad that audience members kept walking out in disgust, as Sheen yelled “I already got your money, dude!” at their backs. The show ended 20 minutes early, when Sheen called for a ‘music break‘ and disappeared. Basically it was a whole lot of losing. Will this public scorn and humiliation finally put a stop to Sheen’s rampage of crazy? Somehow we doubt it. [via WSJ]