Today at Flavorpill, we got the scoop on every pair of sneakers that Jerry wore on Seinfeld. We couldn’t wait to read the Family Guy comic book series when it launches in July. We found out some reasons why people love big butts. We loved each of the responses in Tina Fey’s Proust Questionnaire for Vanity Fair — especially her favorite heroes of fiction: “Veruca Salt, Francie Nolan, Miss Havisham. That’s me in a nutshell, actually.” We got a kick out of Animal in Midlife Crises, a new web comic running on The Rumpus. We thought that this aerial photo of a 1966 Muhammad Ali vs. Cleveland Williams fight was the coolest thing we’ve seen in a while. We met some celebrities who were bullied before they were famous. We went inside of David Foster Wallace’s private self-help library. And finally, we decided that we desperately need to have crazy newsprint nails. Immediately. So we’re grabbing a copy of the Times, and running home to give it a try.