Video the Day: Billy Corgan’s Wrestling Promo

We’d like to thank Idolator for pointing out Billy Corgan’s ridiculous spoken word promo for this Sunday’s Total Nonstop Action Wrestling Lockdown. We remember when “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” was one of our favorite songs. We played our Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness cassette tapes so much that they wore out. We wanted our life to be like that party in the “1979” video — instead we drove around town with our windows rolled down singing “Tonight, Tonight” at the top of our lungs. We even considered adding an unnecessary apostrophe to our name. We were wild. And now, after watching this, we think we can finally put there era of our life to rest with no regrets. Ahhh… closure.

Also: He just joined Twitter.