“And it’s definitely not true what women say about just wanting a man with a sense of humor. What women mean is they want a guy with a sense of humor who is really handsome. If a girl had a choice between Brad Pitt or me, she’d pick Brad Pitt. And I’m a lot funnier than he is!”

- Seth Rogen on the whole “personality matters” thing to the Telegraph. He apparently didn’t find Pitt as funny as we did in Benjamin Button; we’ve been croaking out “I’m seven but I look much older” ever since.