And she already has 100,000 followers. Suck on that Kutcher. Her inaugural tweet: “HI TWITTERS . THANK YOU FOR A WARM WELCOME. FEELING REALLY 21st CENTURY.” Follow her here. Follow her BFF Gayle (who obviously had join as soon as Oprah did but claims that she signed up to help Ashton reach his million man goal) here. She only has 9,318 followers. On a slightly disturbing side note, this means that most of our moms will be tweeting within the week.