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Today at Flavorpill, we were impressed by Jay-Z’s cameraphone video of Beyonce’s rehearsal last night (that voice!), but wished that he would have rotated his freaking phone. We found it almost impossible to tell the difference between the Terrence Malick cutaways and the nature documentary footage in Brow Beat’s clever quiz. We wondered how long it will take before this painter breaks his hunger strike against The New Yorker. We were excited to hear that Comedy Central will be streaming comedy live from Bonnaroo — now we don’t have to camp! We imagined a world where boring cereals had mascots too. We couldn’t bring ourselves to stream Eddie Vedder’s ukulele album. We revisited some of the most scarring moments from Little House on The Prairie. And finally, we enjoyed Vulture’s analysis of movie superheroes’ suits in regards to the amount of groin protection that they offer. (Poor Andrew Garland!)