Essential Flowchart: What Would Don Draper Do?

Matthew Inman at The Oatmeal has done it again. Just in time for us to instinctively start longing for the return of Mad Men, which usually airs in the summer but won’t be back on until next year, he’s created a pretty brilliant flowchart: “What would Don Draper do?” Much like an episode of the show, it’s lengthy, complicated, includes some pithy quotes, and always ends in a drink. See the chart after the jump — unless you have a history of alcoholism, in which case, don’t tempt yourself.