10 Novels That We Dare You to Finish

Peter Nadas’s novel Parallel Stories, which will be released this November, clocks in at well over 1,000 pages. In an interview with New York, the Hungarian author queried, “Why wouldn’t ­Musil, Mann, or Broch be my contemporaries?” In honor of his ambition,  we’ve compiled a list of 10 novels that could also function as doorstops if you decide to give up on them. Maybe you’ve tried to impress your friends by casually mentioning that you’re finally reading Proust, or you’re the annoying person on the train with the weighty tome in both hands, jostling into your fellow passengers because you can’t spare a free hand — whatever the reason, we salute you, foolhardy readers. Have any of you finished the following novels with ease? If so, let us know in the comments section.

Parallel Stories by Peter Nadas

Page count: 1152

Year released: 2011

Time it took to write the damn thing: 18 years

Story: This novel will be released in the late fall, and New York calls it “an ungodly book — about capitalism and the Church, about communism and no Church; Hungarian nationalists and ­Jewish lumber merchants; gay intelligence officers in Budapest bathhouse bacchanals and Gypsy Gastarbeiters. All of Magyardom seems to be in it, along with wide demographic swaths of Italy, France, Austria, and, especially, Germany.”

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Faced with reading "War and Peace" and being an overburdened English Lit. major with a full-time job, I opted to read only the peace parts. Wrote a report based on those parts, got an A, and never felt the need to find out what happened in the war parts.

I read Gone with the Wind when I was fourteen. It took me a month and a half. Another excellent novel I recommend is The Godfather. It took me a month to read, but I'm not sure how long it is.

Cryptonomicon is easily the best book I've ever read, and that's saying a lot. A sprawling commentary on, well, just about everything, draped over the intensely interesting story of cryptanalysis and how it was a key technology both in WWII and in the modern era. It is a book that I can open randomly and find myself immersed in just moments, reluctantly putting it down sometime hours later. Alternately gripping, hilarious, suspenseful, and challenging. I've read it three or four times over, and it hasn't lost its allure.

@Tom Hawking: I'll see your AP and raise you his wife's four-volume memoir, which is mostly about bygone British passenger train routes.

I dare you to read all these comments.

114 comments but not a single mention of Anna Karenina? Am I the only one who's struggled to finish it? I know it doesn't break the 1000 pg mark but 700+ pages is still no easy feat. About to give it another attempt, I'm determined to finish before the movie comes out this year.

I've read War and Peace twice, but none of the others. I'll give Infinite Jest a try at some time

Have read "An American Tragedy" many times and agree that the last 3rd could use extreme editing, but it is well worth reading. A Suitable Boy is terrific! New, incredibly long complex book is "The Instructions" by Adam Levin. Genius at 1026 pages in paperback.

"The Stand" is actually 1138 pages in mass market paperback. :) But yes, I think it deserves a mention. I've read it about a dozen times and always seem to find something new about it. For the person who wants to read Pillars of the Earth, but is afraid to commit: it's a pretty darn good book about the rise of architecture in Western Europe. That might *sound* boring, but it follows these men and women devoted to raising these astounding buildings when they are themselves almost entirely uneducated. It does nearly as good a job making the subject of building cathedrals interesting as "Cryptonomicon" does making math interesting.

If you like 'Cryptonomicon', Stephenson's prequels, the Baroque Cycle, are so addictive you'll hardly leave the house. Hell, even if you didn't like 'Cryptonomicon.' Three little 800+ page gems. I may go reread them right now. Also, in 8th grade, I was so obsessed with 'The Mists of Avalon' that took to hiding it in my textbooks while ostensibly doing homework. My first long-novel-love. I don't know if it would hold up as an adult, but it was fantastic then.

Dare me to finish? Don't we all have better things to do with our time? Infinte Jest was pretentious and obnoxious. Atlas Shrugged was the same. How about some actual entertainment? The Stand by King is a good ol' time. What about The Executioner's Song?

If anyone else is thinking of putting Finnegans Wake on the list, please note it isn't Finnegan's (with the apostrophe). If you can't read the title then you just won't even begin to get the book...

I was going to suggest Les Misérables, but others have done so. I will suggest Dante's "Comedia" (aka The Divine Comedy). It's technically a poem, not a novel, but it's long and you should read it. I would also like to say, "Thank you" to Bill Abbot, whose comment may be the best description of Ayn Rand that I have ever read.

As a history nerd I have to recommend Colleen McCullough's Masters of Rome series - 7 books each around 1000 pages (give or take). Amazingly well written and researched, though I think she could have done quite easily without 'Antony and Cleopatra.' And Chad: I'd love it if more Christians actually read the Bible! I hate being told I'm going to hell without the proper research to back it up. ;-)

Many years ago, I read " A La Recherche . . ." in its entireity. In French. I kind of figured it substituted for the rest of my college education (I'd dropped out after two years). There were moments I wasn't sure of what was going on, but it was a wonderful escape from the nursing home kitchen where I was a cook at the time. Did go back to school, several times--have a master's plus; still get dreamy-eyed when I think back to the days of Proust.

Regarding Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged", I did read it. Well, I gave up and skipped to the end rather than grind through the last 200 or 300 pages. I'd kinda gotten the point. Rand had no doubts whatsoever, and she knew she was right and anyone who disagreed was wrong. I got that. She doesn't seem to know much about railroads, engineering, metallurgy, young women, young men, any other people except herself, transportation, technology, history, politics, civilization, work... other than that she's just peachy. Every sentence she writes is correctly constructed or represents "incorrect" speech as it is spoken. She's not stupid. She loathes Communism. I read this at the request of someone whom I love, and it was more work to finish than just about any other work of the mind I've done. I really gave it a fair trial. I didn't like it as literature, philosophy, art, or in any other way as a creative expression. It doesn't connect, or seem to have a kernel of truth in any way, to me. It is profoundly sad. In a pop psychology sense, it makes me think of smoking, something I quit 20+ years ago, but well understand. Its bad for you, self evidently damaging, but you do it (Smoke; read Rand or espouse her views) because it seems like one thing you can control is a hostile and unforgiving world. Its relatively cheap to participate, you can share it with strangers or friends, and no matter how sad, confused, frustrated or enraged you are, you can always light one up or think (or tell someone) how this is exactly what Rand was talking about. It is paradoxically calming and stimulating. It gives you something to do with your hands and your mouth. And for the average person who does it, its a cry for help, something a friend or family member should never take lightly. All is *not* well.

The concept of "10 Novels That We Dare You To Finish" is a bit childish- surely there isn't much OTHER than length to link these books. For those who can't take the time to read Tolstoy, there's always the 1 page version: http://strangemaps.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/minardmap.jpg Frank Jacobs describes it: "“The best statistical graphic ever drawn“, is how statistician Edward Tufte described this chart in his authoritative work ‘The Visual Display of Quantitative Information’. The chart, or statistical graphic, is also a map. And a strange one at that. It depicts the advance into (1812) and retreat from (1813) Russia by Napoleon’s Grande Armée, which was decimated by a combination of the Russian winter, the Russian army and its scorched-earth tactics. To my knowledge, this is the origin of the term ‘scorched earth’ – the retreating Russians burnt anything that might feed or shelter the French, thereby severely weakening Napoleon’s army." http://bigthink.com/ideas/21281

The Cap'n Crunch discursion is exactly where Stephenson lost me; I was tempted to put a Crytonomicon-sized dent in the drywall after that.

I read GWTW in a weekend when I was 16. I had to read An American Tragedy in high school. Ugh. I have The Tale of Geji but never started it.

Gormenghast was a hell of a slog. Mostly worth it though. And there's Colleen McCullough's Masters of Rome which is a series but each book is about 1,000 pages and there are seven of them.

Loved a Suitable Boy - waiting for the miniseries ....

Well...Let's see...I read "War and Peace" and it was long but good. I read "Gone With The Wind" twice. I read "Atlas Shrugged" when I was in high school and still suggesst it to folks looking for an excellent story. You left out "Moby Dick", anything by Henry James and the Bible, which I have read and read and read. In that order.

"A Suitable Boy" is just about the tastiest read E-VER; lengthy but easy to get through. I would add "Tale of Genji" for its doorstop quality. Shorter, but much more difficult to get through, is Malcolm Lowry's "Under the Volcano". And I haven't tried cracking it yet, but I bet that enormous Robert Bolano tome is both difficult and lengthy. (It sits ominously on my bookshelf, but I've managed to avoid it so far.)

I loved "A Suitable Boy" - great example of a book I just randomly came across in a bookstore, never heard of before, but it just looked interesting so I went with it. But re 19th century fiction - no love for Eliot, Dickens, Trollope? And if the list was going to include a shout-out to 19th century so-called women's fiction, I've read and enjoyed both, but I'd have gone with the Yankees and opted for "Little Women" over "Gone with the Wind" any day. Also, "Count of Monte Cristo" was pretty good (even if I made the mistake of having seen the film adaptation first). I also enjoyed Vasily Grossman's "Life and Fate," an epic novel set in the Soviet Union in WW2, and more recently finished Olivia Manning's "Fortunes of War: The Balkan Trilogy." I'd recommend both novels for those interested in fiction set during World War II. But with few exceptions, this list seems interested more in nominating long novels from the more recent past....too bad.

Actually, I should have said. I dare you not to finish it. It's very satisfying.

Well, its not a novel but it is the most important book you will ever read and it is long. Every single Christian should read it cover to cover at least once in their lifetime. The Holy Bible (KJV) or which ever one you prefer. Enough said. Oh, one more thing. I dare you not to finish it. Amen.

Well, its not a novel but it is the most important book you will ever read and it is long. Every single Christian should read it cover to cover at least once in their lifetime. The Holy Bible (KJV) or which ever one you prefer. Enough said.

I periodically re-read "War and Peace." On my most recent read (this past year) I was struck by how relevant and fresh some of the observations about war felt.

FACT CHECK YO! Margaret Mitchell started writing GWTW when she was recovering from a broken ankle. Her husband, John Marsh was sick of lugging library books home to keep her preoccupied, so he bought her a typewriter and told her to write her own damn book. She did DIE however, as a result of being struck by a car, but yeah, get your facts straight!

The Satanic Verses...nobody knows how long it is because sleep (or coma) sets in after the first three pages. Is it a novel? I'll never stay awake long enough to find out.

I think Middlemarch (Eliot) and Bleak House (Dickens) trump Gone with the Wind. I have the Tale of Genji in two volumes but haven't started it yet. It looks like it will take forever.

I've read Atlas shrugged (bleh), War and Peace and Gone with the wind (probably 5 times.. I love it!) But I would like to nominate Les Miserables. It's one of my favourite books (never seen the play) but it takes a chunk of time, ooh! Or how about The brothers Karamazov?

Pillars of the Earth was also doorstoppy in length but well worth it. The only one I've conquered on the list is Atlas Shrugged. Everyone should read Atlas Shrugged at least once in their lifetime... I've come across very few books that people feel so strongly about. And anything that in any way is associated with an entire philosophical movement should be considered. Just sayin'

Cute that your Proust cover image is the cover of the much-abridged but extremely beautiful graphic novel version.

I read Infinite Jest in its entirety because I'd been sold by the critics on the notion that it was the greatest novel of the twentieth century. A few months after, I went to see Wallace give a reading. The room was full of angry people who demanded to know why he would make his readers slog through 1300 pages (300 hundred of them endnotes) and not bother to write an ending. To be fair, at the book-signing afterwards, he agreed to write what I asked him to as he inked his signature: "I'm sorry.". David, I forgive you. Godspeed.

Two of my favorite books are epic novels! Gone With the Wind (listed here, and not a difficult read) and Les Misérables. Les Mis is heavy on lengthy discussions of 19th century French politics and the human condition, but nonetheless an enduring classic that I've read 3 or 4 times.

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