The World's Creepiest Kids' TV Shows

Painfully wholesome, G-rated American children’s television of our current kid-tested, mother-approved era not doing it for you? Yeah, we’re not feeling it, either. As the fall TV season kicks off, we assume most adults are concentrating on all of those highly anticipated season and series premieres — but we think it’s time to devote some attention to the deliciously dark and downright bizarre children’s entertainment from around the world. Our roundup of creepy kids’ TV shows, past and present, is after the jump.

Beetlejuice

Whose idea was is to let Tim Burton create a kids’ show based on his bizarre 1988 comedy-horror flick? Like the movie, the show featured monsters, ghosts, zombies, and a vaguely raunchy protagonist who was a little bit of all three. All that morbid stuff came together in the town of Neitherworld, where Beetlejuice and his emaciated, goth friend Lydia chilled out in something like a nightmarish purgatory. Those of us who actually enjoyed this bizarre character can rejoice, because a second Beetlejuice film is currently in the works.

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Sacrilege, Peewee's Playhouse is awesome!

my son and i watch lazytown every morning. strange yes, creeepy no! the show teaches kids to eat well and exercise. maybe that's why it's creepy?

where the hell is Gumby? scarred me for life.

Beetlejuice, Pee Wee's Playhouse and Rocko's Modern Life were creepy, but I loved them when I was a kid and still enjoy watching them now. Guess that makes me a creep.

kure kure takora ("gimme gimme octopus") is a japanese kids show from the early 70s that is the demented ancestor to both HR Pufnstuf and the more recent Yo Gabba Gabba. it features bizarre costumes, a shapeshifting octopus boy whose mission in life is to steal all the other characters' toys and baubles, a terrifying fanged jellyfish/ghost creature that squirts vinegar out of a spout on its head, a 'sexy' pink walrus (complete with moody boudoir theme music) who at one point or another marries every male character on the show, a gang of sea cucumbers, and more... a combination of cutesy, bizarre and disturbing of which only the japanese are capable.

Davey and Goliath was pretty creepy. Barney was also a tough watch. So is the current animated Mickey Mouse Club, even though They Might Be Giants did the music.

That Hamas TV show takes the cake. What a disgusting show.

My favorite is the episode where Zim gets rid of his obnoxious "best friend" by tearing out his eyeballs and replacing them with robot eyeballs that make him become obsessed with the next thing he sees, which happens to be a squirrel that he ends up chasing until he falls off Zim's roof. Amazing.

Agree with @Kelly, Pufnstuf, Lidsville, and all the other Kroft freak-outs were far creepier than, say, Pee Wees Playhouse. As for Boobah, while I did find it to be truly hallucinatory, I thought it was more like a good trip, even while watching it at 5:30am with my then-infant son.

Zim hypnotized a classful of 7th graders with a giant zit upon which he drew a face, attached a puppet body, and whom he named Pustulio. Creepiest, funniest, grossest, weirdest, awesomest... Zim wins all of these categories.

H.R. Pufnstuf didn't make the list??? Are you serious? Has there ever BEEN a creepier show for kids? ((((((shiver))))))

@IntoTheEther As soon as I read the title of this list, I swore Invader Zim would be on here. I remember watching the very first broadcast while babysitting and thinking, "This is hilarious and sick but.. why is it on Nickelodeon?" And over the two seasons, it just got progressively creepier. Needless to say, I have the DVD set and many of Vasquez' graphic novels but this show was not good for children.

Is this what you mean @Bugaboo? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxIe2206oLU I thought it was a hallucination from my childhood, but then I found it on YouTube. It's a kids movie about death and suicide. Can't get creepier than that!

Ummm where the hell is "You Can't Do That On Television"?

"What It's Like Being Alone"...kid who's alway on fire, one with no arms or legs, among other weirdos. Love it.

'The Legend of Tim Tyler: The Boy Who Lost His Laugh' was very creepy... http://www.youtube.com/topic/DgmuXMbk_TA/the-legend-of-tim-tyler

Rocko's Modern Life, a show about a wallaby and his animal friends that occasionally uses sexual innuendo, is creepier than Invader Zim, a show about a megalomaniacal, homicidal alien? Written by Johnen Vasquez, who also wrote the comic book "johnny the homicidal maniac"? Yeah, right.

This shit is aired in Spain too... Sadly...

You've left out the Mark Twain claymation show (or something like that, I would provide a link but youtube is blocked here at work). Go to youtube and look up Mark Twain the Mysterious Stranger. Seriously messed up.