Welcome to “Trailer Park,” our regular Friday feature where we collect the week’s new trailers all in one place and do a little “judging a book by its cover,” ranking them from worst to best and puzzling over what they may be hiding. We’ve got ten new trailers for you to feast your eyes on this week; check ‘em out after the jump.
Gela Babluani’s English remake of his own 13 Tzameti has been gathering dust for a little while now, and no wonder; in spite of an intriguing premise, this enterprise looks like a shout-y, overheated mess that wastes some interesting actors. And Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, too. (Please, Fiddy, we’re begging you now. Go back to your day job.)
Weird side note: Jackson shot 13 right around the same time he appeared in a movie called… Twelve. Too bad he wasn’t a star yet when they made Seven, amIright? Hello? Is this thing on?